Believe it or not, everyone has a dark sense of humor lying somewhere in their mind. Some people like to hide that side of them so as not to offend anyone around them, but some love to proclaim their dark humor. Even you probably laugh at the most inappropriate scene at a movie or sneak a giggle when you witness a semi-tragic incident in real life; if that’s not the case, that’s okay. But if you have friends that love them some good chuckles when it comes to dark stuff, consider yourself lucky. It’s great to have someone who sees the world differently from you to extend your perspective of everything.
You might want to keep your friendship alive with that friend or thank them for adding a little spice on your life. We’re here to help you find the perfect gifts to express your appreciation to your friends with dark and twisted humor. Below, we provide you with a list of gift ideas for people with dark senses of humor.
The Book of Bunny Suicides
The first item we have would surely earn some love and lots of laughs from your friend. The book is about, well as its title suggests already, bunny suicides. It’s wickedly entertaining and would be a perfect gift for someone who loves cartoon-style drawings with a twist on the dark side. The illustrations of fluffy and cute little bunnies are spot on, and the humor that it portrays to the readers is very entertaining, even if you’re not that fond of seeing rabbits killing themselves.
Novelty Silicone Holder for Pens
This next one is for someone who wants to have a dark kick displayed on their desk at the office or in their room. The holder is composed of a red silicone material that’s shaped to be a body lying on the ground. It has a small hole at its chest, where the pen or pencil is supposed to be stuck on; this way, it looks as if you stabbed the person with a pen. It’s definitely unusual to place this at your table, but it’s also amusing to have around.
Nightmare Journal Notebook
Most of the time, people with dark humor has nightmares haunting their slumber. This is the perfect gift for them if they can’t stop talking about their scary dreams! The cover shows a red-bloodied hand on what seems like a window steamed with blood. The notebook also has 120 lined pages, which is enough for your friend to write down plots and ideas for their next nightmare-inspired horror novel.
Miniature Thumb USB Flashdrive
If you or your friend loves to surprise someone who always likes to borrow memory storage, this one is just the gift! The flash drive stick is covered with a skin tone-colored silicone that’s shaped like a real-life thumb. It even looks like it has a real nail! Enjoy a good laugh, and an occasional flying USB thumb, when your friend pulls this up their pocket or bag to give to the other person.
Wine Glass Goblet
Is your friend a wine lover? If so, this wine glass makes an excellent gift for them! It’s great because the glass is made of premium and thick material, compared to your average wine cup. A plus factor is a quote that’s printed on one side of the glass, saying “Jesus Touched My Water”. If your friend has an overall good sense of humor, this wine cup will top everything off in a social gathering dinner! Time to serve wine while saying “This is water, believe me! But it turned into wine because it’s touched by you know who!”
Pig Line Butcher Shirt
Imagine if all the tables have turned and pigs are the butchers, while humans are the ones whose stomachs are being cut open for their meat. That’s what this shirt perfectly depicts. It has that gory kick and that kind of disturbing image of two persons hanging upside down with the other one having a cut on the chest; its blood spilling down on a catch basin under. The print also has a pig standing in two legs while holding a knife. This shirt is the perfect wearable for your friend!
Whether your friend loves yoga or has something that ties them to the military profession, here’s a gift for them. This set of plastic figurines includes several green soldiers in different yoga positions and is complete with bamboo mats. These toys are both for adults and kids who want to enjoy having a box of new toys that has a new fun and unique twist.
Do you have a friend that loves to collect rocks? If so, this uranium ore is the perfect gift for them so they can add this to their collection. The item consists of a 5-gram sample of a uranium ore that’s enclosed in a small glass bottle with an aluminum cap. If you decide to give this to your friend, make sure that you remind them of safety measures in handling this because uranium is a dangerous element, which you shouldn’t be exposed with.
Adult Ceramic Cup
Are you wondering what’s the meaning behind the big, black letters, “UNT”, printed on the cup? For this, you might want to step back a little and squint. Focus on the cup’s handle and make out the words. That’s right; this cup just spelled the word “CUNT” right in front of your face. Give this to your friend and find out if they get the line right away! If your friend catches on it right away, good for them because they got a great sense of humor. If not, you guys would have fun defining what it means!
Bad Parking Business Cards
This pack of cards is perfect to use for drivers that park as if they own the road or something. Your friend would have fun sticking these cards on the jerk’s windshield wiper, driver’s window, and somewhere where it can be easily seen. The box contains 50 cards that give you five copies of each unique joke that’s included in the pack. The card is made of high-quality and durable paper, which is perfect for serving car justice in a platter.
Dark Coffee Cup
Is your friend an extra-daring type who loves babbling grim things with a hint of humor? If so, this coffee mug is for them. This white cup has a print that says, “Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery” and I think that some of us, if not all, can relate to this. If your friend wants to display the print no matter which way they hold the cup, they can easily do so because the text is printed on either side. It’s dishwasher and microwave safe, so your friend could use this funny mug for a long time.
Gag Stocking Stuffers Squeeze Fidget
This next item is perfect for that friend who always needs something to squeeze on, especially when they’re nervous or they have anxiety kicking in. This stress reliever is shaped and colored like a brain and has a pair of eyes, which pops out as you squeeze the toy. It’s made of a durable plastic that can surpass tight grips, and the material makes this product easier to hold onto. This is also a great gift to give if you have a friend with ADHD.
Voodoo Doll Kit
This makes an incredible gift if your friend is into voodoo. The product has a cardboard coffin-like package with “real” voodoo veve symbols on it. The doll is made of 100% cotton muslin, which can be easily held by hand with it being 7-inch tall. The kit also includes six spell cards that your friend might find interesting to have.
Human Organ Lunch Tote
If your friend loves to carry a lunch tote around, this bag would definitely be a game-changer. This insulated lunch bag has a big, bold, and red text on the front that says, “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT”. It also has a tag attached on its handle that says, “E.M.T.” and “Emergency Meal Transport”. The design makes such a hilarious statement, and your friend would enjoy the satisfaction of carrying a punch line lunch tote. This is also a bonus gift if your friend happens to work at a hospital.
The Beauty of Horror Coloring Book
Your friend is probably tired of coloring books that only show cheery and beautiful sceneries, why not give this book for a change? The book features artistic illustrations that are similar to the art style of The Secret Garden. Your friend would have fun coloring different dark themes every page, including the graveyard, the zombie apocalypse, and grim torture chambers.
Kitchen Knife Set
This knife set would be a great addition to your friend’s kitchen counter. The knife set is composed of five knives with different blades. But the catch in this set is the knife holder; it’s like the pen holder we’ve mentioned earlier. The holder is a red figure of a person, and you’ll place the knives on its different parts, making it look like multiple knives have stabbed the man. Your friend would have fun having this around!
You’ve probably seen this around the internet, and yes, we’re telling you that this is also an excellent gift idea to consider. The resting face of this furry stuffed animal is so endearing and adorable; however, if you squeezed it, you’d see its feisty side that’s complete with perched brows and sharp teeth. This is a great decoration, so your friend can prank relatives and kids when they come over.